In this issue

CELEB SEX SURVEY

We hope you lot realise how lucky you are. We took all the celebrity guess work out of your lives, so that you can find out exactly what your favourite shlebs were getting up to in the bedroom. That's right, we get famous peeps to tell us all about their sex-related antics, because, well, we were really curious ok?!

COME ON

It only takes a quick conversation about sex to realise that girls don't get off even half as easily as guys do. We think that's balls. So we sent a girly writer out to test pills and potions that claim to bring the great Big O to the fairer sex without them even having to try. From traditional herbal treats, to liquid drops and Viagra, if there is a sex-aid that works in the world, we'll find it.

YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY... BEND OVER

The student / teacher fantasy is one that we've all had at one point or another. Right? But, what happens when that fantasy becomes a reality? We look into the gory details of what goes down when students get into sexual relationships with their lecturers and risk loosing their degree and their dignity for a roll in the hay.

DUTCH COURAGE

Ah, Amsterdam. Good, weed-friendly, sex-loving Amsterdam, how we long to visit you. We speak to a guy who did Amsterdam exactly the way you're supposed to: by smokin', walking, sleeping on the street and getting it on with prostitutes, obviously. Here he tells his tale. Turns out, however, that paying for sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. And if you're going to be travelling, book a hotel in advance.

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